Who was the tallest president in U.S. history?

Let's talk presidential proportions, folks! Now, I know what you're thinking – "Since when did the White House turn into an NBA draft?" Well, it hasn't... yet. But humor me for a second as we dive into the fascinating world of presidential heights.

Throughout history, leaders have come in all shapes and sizes. Napoleon Bonaparte, for instance, was supposedly shorter than your average baguette (though historians argue he wasn't as vertically challenged as pop culture suggests). Meanwhile, across the pond, America has had its fair share of towering commanders-in-chief who could give LeBron James a run for his money in a pickup game.

Now, I'm not saying we should elect presidents based on their ability to change light bulbs without a ladder, but you've got to admit – there's something imposing about a leader who can literally look down on everyone else in the room. Imagine the diplomatic advantages! "Oh, you want to negotiate trade deals? Let's settle this over a game of one-on-one basketball. First to 21 wins."

But fear not, my vertically challenged friends! Height hasn't been the be-all and end-all of presidential qualifications. We've had leaders of all statures grace the Oval Office, from the not-so-tall James Madison (5'4") to the "wait, he played college football?" Gerald Ford (6'0").

Speaking of football, did you know that Gerald Ford was offered contracts by both the Green Bay Packers and the Detroit Lions after college? He chose law school instead, probably because tackling the Constitution seemed less painful than being tackled by 300-pound linemen.

But I digress. We're here to talk about the presidents who could've had a side gig as the White House Christmas tree topper. The ones who had to duck through doorways and probably inspired the invention of the "Big and Tall" section in presidential suit shops.

So, put on your thinking cap (and maybe some platform shoes) as we ponder: In the grand lineup of U.S. presidents, which commander-in-chief would have to bend down the furthest to give the State of the Union address?