What’s the term for getting 3 below par in golf?

Have you ever thought about golf? I mean, really thought about it? All sports are dumb when you break them down, but golf is on another level. I can’t fathom how people pretend to enjoy watching this sport, let alone playing it.

We’re hitting a tiny ball hundreds of yards away into a little cup, fine, whatever. But what’s up with all the stupid names for things? There’s the rough, sandtraps, bunkers, and whatever else that sound way too exciting for what the game actually is.

And then we get to the scoring terms. The fewer hits you need to get the ball in the hole, the better. Great, so you would just say -1, -2, -3, or whatever for each stroke below par, right? Nah, it can’t be that simple.

You might know what to say when you get one or two shots under par, but what about three?

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